May 8, 2008...5:34 pm
Give the Hill something BIG
I love Hillary Clinton. I don’t wish to see her go away empty handed. Personally I think the Veep role is for shits unless you change it to mean something. Plus, I don’t see how she can be the VP nominee when some of her own supporters say she shouldn’t take it. I would give her a new Cabinet role (forget Health and Human Services) called the Health Czar. She’s in charge of getting universal health care and it becomes a huge legacy she leaves. God, wouldn’t that be spectacular. I’d give her sainthood after that!
However, we need something immediate. We need to do something big right now so she can feel grace in losing. Can’t we rename her the Queen Mother or something? Or maybe America’s First Big Momma. Parade her around and throw roses and shed some tears. Maybe erect a statue in her honor and stick it high atop the Capitol Dome. Do a Kennedy Center tribute to her and let the American Idols serenade her. Name a holiday after her and we all get free health care on that day. It’s got to be something big and fluffy and wonderful. And then O goes down on one knee and genuflects, she knights him with her sword or granddaddy’s big gun, and it’s complete. Balloons rain down and Garth Brooks sings his original song dedicated to her: “Jesus, Me, and Our mother Hillary”.
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