July 7, 2008...10:13 pm

John McCain Admits “Inhaling”

July 7, 2008

Okay the truth is, I don’t really know that. But I think he must have smoked something today.

Here’s my proof:

John McCain reported today that he will balance the budget by the end of his first term. And he will do this with the money he’ll save by “winning” the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

From his campaign:

The McCain administration would reserve all savings from victory in the Iraq and Afghanistan operations in the fight against Islamic extremists for reducing the deficit. Since all their costs were financed with deficit spending, all their savings must go to deficit reduction.

My question is: How’s he going to balance the budget in 4 years if 2013 is his target troop withdrawl date?

See? He’s obviously high.

But wait!…

OMG… He didn’t smoke anything!…

He knows he can’t balance it in that time…

It’s his Re-election campaign strategy! : Hire me again. We need to “stay the course” to achieve success.

Hmmm… where have I heard that before?

Oh no you don’t!

A Wise Man once said:

“Fool me once… shame on… shame on you…

You fool me, you can’t get fooled again!”

3 Comments

  • LOL!!! Imagine ‘W’ with his way below average intellect ‘duped’ some Americans into voting him into office a second time? Even he must have been shocked.

    Now some of these same Americans want to elect McCain who, seems to me, has less of an intellect than Bush? What the heck? At least Bush was good for stand-up but McCain isn’t even good for jokes – nothing funny about him at all. What are people really thinking???

    “Fool me once… shame on… shame on you…

    You fool me, you can’t get fooled again!” ‘W’ will go down in history as the White House’s modern day court jester… :-)

  • It is hard to believe that people are going to actually vote for McCain. He is so out of touch but that does not seem to matter. It will be a 3rd Bush term and that is a frightening thought.

  • Talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul. You and Dana Milbank … kudos for pointing out what everyone should notice, in a humorous way.


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