Or close enough.
Forget the women’s vote. Do you think she’ll get the men’s?
She might even get Biden’s after he sees this.
Sarah, these heels may not get you equal pay, but they’re great for tips.
P.S. Keep dressing like this and people will ignore you’re under official investigation.
fark
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Sarah Palin – the former “Miss Moose” has experience up the Wasilla

84 Comments
August 30, 2008 at 10:14 am
Hey, with clear heels she could make even more!
August 30, 2008 at 10:15 am
Is that a for real picture of her, that I could possibly use in the future.
August 30, 2008 at 10:20 am
I found it on the web. I’m sure it’s photoshopped. But it’s too funny.
August 30, 2008 at 10:24 am
I don’t mind the hooker heels but I can’t elect a woman with a kitchen won in a 1973 Showcase Showdown.
August 30, 2008 at 10:28 am
Shes got my vote!
August 30, 2008 at 11:04 am
Sarah’s ensemble courtesy of Dicker & Dicker of Beverly Hills.
August 30, 2008 at 11:18 am
the Price Was Right for McCain.
August 30, 2008 at 11:22 am
Did Sarah play Miss Davis in Varsity Blues? Teacher by day ; stripper by night.
August 30, 2008 at 11:58 am
Clearly photoshopped…her face is disproportionate to the head and body.
August 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm
That may just be her lack of experience.
August 30, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Can somebody please ask if Palin has ever traveled outside the U.S.?
August 30, 2008 at 12:10 pm
She once went out moose-hunting in Alaska and accidentally got lost…in Canada.
I think that was when she was mayor of Wasilly, I mean Wasilla:
http://thebruceblog.wordpress.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-the-former-miss-moose-has-experience-up-the-wasilla/
August 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
“Isn’t Alaska outside the US?”
~Cokie Roberts
August 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Yes, right next to that enemy foreign nation….Hawaii.
Yeah, thanks a lot Cokie.
August 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm
is that a church outfit?
August 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Wow. While GOPer men are beating off while listening to Rush, they can hold this picture in their other hand!
August 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm
She is a Republican sex symbol… a congenital Ann Coulter… a nightmare.
August 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm
It is not her body….look at the pictur of her running – not her !
McInsane , we will be forever grateful….you have just made our ‘nut case , ready to be committed to the nut house case ”
ha-ha ,
i feel sorry for Romney and the others……..what a slap on the face !!!
he would have been better off to ask HRC – she might have said yes ! now, that would have been something !
McCain u r toast – POW toast
i know, i know, you did not have a table or a chair……neither the other 700 POW with you !
i do not see them trying for the Presidency ???
and by the way , where is your girlfriend ?
we know you ………..
and we know if there is one thing we can count on you for is : LACK OF RESPECT FOR US WOMEN
August 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm
The head is from a flickr image (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/376945878_2f897f8aca.jpg?v=0), the body is from someone’s wildest imagination. Yes, it is photoshopped – darn, now I will vote for Obama (I would have anyway)
August 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm
McCain’s going to suggest Palin enter into the next “Miss Buffalo Chip”, and then have Cindy and her mud wrestle.
August 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Alaska is next door to Russia?
August 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
photoshopped. here’s the real image of her head. Doesn’t mean I like the woman though- just trying to be fair to her.
August 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
sjon, thanks for sharing. yeah, i doubt if this photo – or Palin herself – was going to pull too many Dems to McCain. But he seems to think that besides the PUMA wackjobs – he’s actually going to get Hillary women who care about women’s rights to vote for him. In this case, Palin might as well be a man.
August 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm
And Patricia, Hillary would NEVER be with McCain. Hillary is 100% Dem. McCain = Bush.
And hey gang, forget the photo! The woman is completely inexperienced AND she’s under official investigation by Alaskan officials! More great McCain judgment.
August 30, 2008 at 1:17 pm
oops:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/376945878_2f897f8aca.jpg?v=0
August 30, 2008 at 1:18 pm
What the hell is McGimmick thinking?
August 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Even some in his own party are mad over his choice because of her lack of experience.
August 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Thanks Lauren!
August 30, 2008 at 1:29 pm
This is photoshopped but watch McCains eyes during her announcement speech, a lot of the time they are on her ass. So this may not be her but that does not mean that Johnny doesn’t want it. No BS. Pick any video shot during her speech on Friday. Watch Johnny’s eyes. She talks about nuclear arms and his eyes are right on her ass. Must make him hot.
August 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Ummm……did Cindy see this yet?
August 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
did mccain consult anyone on this or he just woke up to an epiphany and knew he had to have her, i mean he had to pick her. even dr phil graham said he only spoke to her once on the phone, mccain has only met with her twice and kb hutchinson says she does not know anything about her. even alaskan doubt her. are we supposed to just roll over and take more bs. enough please. wtf?
August 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Here’s some edited clips of her speech from YouTube.
I do notice that he’s looking at her notes. I think he has no idea what she’s going to say. In fact, if you watch his face, it sounds like everything she says is news to him. And why is he holding his hands clenched? Uptight? Is he thinking, “What the hell did I just do?”
August 30, 2008 at 1:41 pm
What are the Constitutional issues if the Vice President causes the death of the President because of some ‘extra-vehicular’ activity…:)
August 30, 2008 at 1:45 pm
he is 2-3 feet behind her, he is not close enough to see her speech. He is 72 for pete’s sake.
You want to call that looking at her “notes” fine. But its what is under her skirt he’s looking at. If there was a video of me doing that, the wife would have me sleeping outside… have to wait and see what Cindy does.
(look at Bruce’s video clip starting at about 2:3o minutes)
August 30, 2008 at 2:02 pm
A President with hot temper & a menopausal VP … great combination . Someone should hide the keys to the nuke launchers.
August 30, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I’m impressed. She might impress Putin as well. I think she win the debate against Biden in that outfit.
Dennis for Obama/Biden 08
August 30, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Actually, I think her knobby knees are very unattractive, but hece, what do I know. I’m a woman.
Experience matters.
August 30, 2008 at 2:45 pm
After looking around the blogosphere today, it appears to me that there’s a lot more men excited about Palin than women…even w/out pics like that one.
August 30, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Oh My Gosh, is that real? If so, I’m horrified…and I’m not even one of her supporters.
August 30, 2008 at 2:57 pm
bruce:
I have to wonder about what he WAS looking at during the Palin speech, but what his hands and how his bodily ‘tension’ changes when he appears to be looking at her ass or legs, or maybe her feet/heels. Maybe he’s got a shoe or foot fetish – you know them Failure Party members are kinky bastards.
August 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm
If that even IS her, which I don’t think, really….wow, she looks GREAT! WAY better than CHENEY! That might be an argument for voting Republican, right there!
As for the photo, the head looks like it was pasted on that body. The shadow behind the body matches up, but the shadow behind the head doesn’t look right to me. It looks like the original head had more of a shorter shag. Also, the hair has that “cut out” look of a quick-n-dirty photoshop. I could be mistaken, but it doesn’t seem quite right. That’s her face, certainly, but I don’t think that’s the rest of her! Even with those CFM shoes, I don’t think that Governor Palin is quite that tall….though I suspect she’s almost as fit.
Great picture though; is it FARK or the other one?
I don’t know if it would have the effect of turning people off to her candidacy; if that’s the hope, that may be a false one–in fact, I rather think it might sway that indecisive fiftyish, male Viagra demographic her way….the idea would be, my goodness, she really CAN do everything! Hunt, fish, govern, and look like THAT–who ever thought affairs of state could provide such a titillating image?
August 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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August 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
No wonder McCain ‘tapped’ her for the job.
I see a pattern emerging: first wife, Carol, former model. Cindy McCain, former model, half his age. Vicki Issmen, lobbyist, cute and half his age. Now Sarah…former beauty queen, half his age.
H
August 30, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I took the picture Bruce and ran it through Photoshop and the face doesn’t seem pixelated at all – a give-away is that the lines are different – what most do is use the scrub or soften brush to get rid of the tell tale line.
That doesn’t seem to be the case here. But that still isn’t concrete.
She is still one weird puppy. He dies – the whole world goes with him.
August 30, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Damn, was hopping it was not photoshopped. Well, looks like John McCain is doing everything to win the youth vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e16kN-Buw58
http://stayyoungmyfriends.wordpress.com/
August 30, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Does anyone know if Sarah Palin owns a blue dress? Do you think Cindy will trust her hubby traveling around the country with this woman?
This choice is insulting to women. Palin will not get the Hillary supporters. I just met some today. They accepted an Obama button from me and told me that they were voting for Joe Biden which meant that their vote will also include Obama. These people were Republicans turned Democrats so that they could vote for Hillary in the primary. They really like the Clintons. I also met a person today that told me that he would never vote for McCain. He was an Independent.
August 30, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Not to be partisan, but JOHN MCCAIN has revealed his true desperation in his selection of Pallin. Does he think that Women will go for this offensive and dangerous media stunt? He has gone from”Mr. Seriously Deranged” to “Somebody Stop Him” overnight!
Certainly with powerful Republican FEMALE leaders such as Elizabeth Dole and others, there were much more qualified choices at his bequest. McCain is more interested in capitalizing on the hate and decension of the Clintonian fiasco. Its too BAD we are UNITED NOW AFTER THE CONVENTION!!! HAHAHA. How telling, his choice.
August 30, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Mark My Word: She will not last beyond the end of next week. John McCain will be forced to ask her to “leave the ticket” in the interest of the party and the nation. He then will be able to select Mitt Romney or Joe Liebermann to the spot, without incurring the wrath of right wing evangelicals. This was the plan all along, as he looked for some “nuclear waste material” to basically nullify Barack Obama’s speech last Thursday. So, once again, if you weren’t reading right, Sarah Palin will be history by the end of next week…! You can take that to the bank…!
August 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Ahhhhhh, I’ve saw all her movies before she changed her name to Sarah PALIN. Back in the day, it was Sarah Lee, Porn Star. ‘Nobody doesn’t ^%$# Sarah Lee’ was the caption on the video box.
Bowchickkiebowbow….
Sorry, Burce, but I have to ‘borrow’ that photo for two reasons:
1: Post on my blog and continue this rant.
2: For personal reasons only a man like yourself would understand…
August 31, 2008 at 12:51 am
I take her selection as a slap in the face of all Americans, that John McCain would be so arrogant and narcissistic as to jeopardize my future and the futures of all Americans! I am angry that he thinks so little of my life and my country that he would choose to leave it in the hands of less than the best person available for the job. My first reaction was fear – OMG, what if he does get in office – I just had a heart attack out of the blue and I’m ten years his junior. There are no guarantees about life – this is my country he’s foolin with!
August 31, 2008 at 7:13 am
The NRA’s Pinup Girl…
I can’t wait for the ” Bikini Girl with Machine Guns” campaign ad.
August 31, 2008 at 7:44 am
I think this one was photo shopped so nothing to see. My post has real photos of her and one from the Miss Alaska beauty pageant she was in…
http://ideasandrevolution.net/2008/08/29/photo-of-gop-vice-president-candidate-sarah-palin-in-the-miss-alaska-beauty-pageant-and-others/
August 31, 2008 at 11:22 am
lmao thats pretty funny
August 31, 2008 at 12:50 pm
The McCain campaign is going to have to tell us why they bypassed the lady Sarah Palin lost Miss Alaska to in 1984.
August 31, 2008 at 12:51 pm
loomisnews, that’s a VERY good point.
August 31, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I wonder to whom he was trying to appeal with this selection. Evangelical Christians? Don’t most of them think only men can be leaders? The dominion of the penis, so to speak…
What was he thinking?
And the fact that the McCain team is only NOW looking into her firing scandal. I agree that he must have just had an epiphany one morning and didn’t discuss his choice with anyone before he made an announcement. I thought he couldn’t do any worse that Romney…or Lieberman…or Huckabee…I was wrong.
August 31, 2008 at 2:48 pm
John even surprised himself with such a bad choice.
August 31, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I heard this is how she got the vote in Alaska – she played on her looks. I’m not even joking.
Alaska has a 5:1 ratio of men to women. Got looks? Then you receive the votes.
August 31, 2008 at 3:32 pm
the shadows in this photo look suspect to me; then again I am not a photo expert.
this photo will make me look up the wordpress blog post on how to spot doctored photos.
I will say that the woman in the picture is pretty darned attractive.
August 31, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Did someone comment there was a kitchen in the backgound of the photo? I Guess I didn’t get that far. Who cares how she won Alaska? She could have my vote anytime (if I had one), or anything else she wanted, whoever she is. All politicians are pretty useless – at least this appears to be pretty, period!
August 31, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Oh, yeah … and McCain’s not as stupid as he looks, is he?
August 31, 2008 at 4:47 pm
The whole Karen Walker hair and the librarian glasses are so people take her seriously.
August 31, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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August 31, 2008 at 6:06 pm
“She’s hot”… was heard countless times before, during and after her winning the AK governorship. Let’s just say she knows how to ‘market’ her image. Have you seen the one where she’s holding a wild Alaska salmon? Talk about a slap in the face… (see 4th story down):
http://tspey.wordpress.com/
August 31, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Tramp.
August 31, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Id love for the PUMA’s to explain their fearless leader releasing e-mails of those opposed to them.
http://www.nopuma.com
August 31, 2008 at 9:44 pm
did anyone else notice mccain looking at sarahs butt when she was speaking at the first news confrence
August 31, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Haha…the left is so scared of Palin…as they should be.
September 1, 2008 at 12:58 am
Under that skirt is still all about John McCain’s ideals, more war, money big money for war, the lust for Iran war, and the slow but sure decline of women’s reproductive rights. In other words, it’s just another “Bush” under there…
September 1, 2008 at 1:02 am
Tilly, why would the left be scared of her? She’s an idiot. She’s the weather/sportsgirl. On a good day. She thinks Hurricane Gustav is a new dessert.
September 1, 2008 at 2:15 am
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September 1, 2008 at 12:01 pm
VP… very prostitutional?
September 1, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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September 1, 2008 at 7:17 pm
The funniest thing about Sarah Palin’s candidacy is the way it exposed all of you leftards as drooling sexist troglodytes.
September 1, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Your candidate is the one who called his own wife a cunt in front of others. But oooooh, is that not sexist because he then picks a woman as VP?
Get a brain.
September 1, 2008 at 8:17 pm
She’s a half-baked Alaska dish. How many igloos does she own?
September 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Great Photoshop shot. Too bad J Biden doesn’t look as good, of course it’s difficult to cover up all the mud & dirt he has on him, even with Photoshop.
September 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Oooh Gredon, what’s the matter, you get your little Republican feelings hurt? Do you want to cancel on Larry King just like McCain?
September 2, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Bruce
Can you post the site where you found this picture. Two websites are referaning you as the orginator of this doctured picture.dem man
September 2, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I’m so happy for the recognition and sudden fame.
Sadly, I was not the originator. My apologies to all. I usually do accredit where I find things, especially deserving pics like this.
Alas, I will now have to backtrack and find. I’m not sure I can, but I’ll try!… especially since I’ve built up such a Republican fanbase. I know how they hate to smear.
September 4, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Sarah Palin has got to be the worst happenstance for Barack. If you listen to the candor of this woman as she speaks then you would have to know that he should fear her ability to tread all over his lack of sustainable policy and weak experience leading anything besides a political race or basketball game.
September 4, 2008 at 7:42 pm
William, this “candor” is a rehearsed show. She’s a hack. Her speech was written by Steve Schmidt.
She has no experience. Actually she does, and it’s mostly bad. I know the record of this woman and have been posting it on this blog for all to see.
Have you even taken time to read about the reality of her, or have you just been seduced by her “appeal” like most of the Republicans.
Faked “candor” can’t cover up the Truth.
September 5, 2008 at 8:51 am
I would LOVE to see Sarah Palin and & CindyMcCain engage in a leg intertwining roll around wrestling match, wearing the seiest lingeire and the most expensive and the slipperiest and smoothest pantyhose or stockings and garterbelts. Can u just visualize the two of them all tangled up, enjoying mutual arm in arm orgasms on the bed in the Lincoln bedroom, on slippery silk sheets?
September 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Sorry gang, couldn’t find where I got the photo from. What difference does it make? Everyone knows it’s fark.
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