On his way to the dairy case: “Now this much I know. THAT’S a pineapple.”
Republican big cheese John McCain attacked Democratic criticism that he misstated when the troop Surge ordered by President Bush began, saying elements were put in place before Bush announced the strategy in early 2007.
Standing in front of rows of hanging cheese [...]
Rielle Hunter: Mother of supposed Edwards love baby?
Yes, the National Enquirer is accusing John Edwards of having an affair with a woman and fathering her child. For anyone hoping Edwards might be Obama’s VP choice… well, kiss that idea bye-bye.
We’re still waiting on some solid proof from the ol’ Tattler, but here’s what the Opinion [...]
From The Huffington Post and The Washington Post:
Although it appears most of Berlin is heading to Obama’s speech today, US Foreign Service personnel will be banned from the event. And they are not happy. The American Foreign Service Association, a union of Foreign Service workers are opposing the rule. Read more from The Washington Post.
The [...]
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — Kamal was just 16 when gunmen snatched him off the streets of Baghdad, stuffed him in the trunk of a car and whisked him away to a house. But the real terror was about to begin.
The men realized he was gay, Kamal said, when he took his shirt off and they [...]
“I’m gonna f*ckin’ kill them”
This is a good reason why some children should be allowed to divorce their parents. I’m sure Apple Paltrow would like to hurl a ripe McIntosh right back into her mother’s eye. And Number 16 Bus Shelter? Come on, that’s ridiculous. Number 11 Bus Shelter, yes, Number 16, that’s outrageous!
(CNN) — [...]
“Honey, you know I love you, but we can’t be seen in public together.”
Dana Perino, the White House press secretary announced that Bush will address the Republican convention in St. Paul on its opening night (Labor Day), “which is traditionally when the incumbent speaks.’’
But the real question is, will Bush and McCain appear TOGETHER? [...]
“Why do people think I’m a shithead?”
Washington, D.C., July 23, 2008 - Journalist Robert Novak hit a pedestrian with his car in the nation’s capital Wednesday morning and continued driving, “unaware” he had hit someone.
When stopped by a bicycle rider, Novak said, “I didn’t know I hit anybody.”
He then added, “Is the man hurt as [...]
“Sir, a pyramid’s a little big. You see, come January 21, I’ll be living alone.”
In a Texas fundraiser July 18, Bush asked the gathering to turn their cameras off and then proceeded to say how Wall Street (aren’t they supposed to be his buds?) is to blame for the economy:
“There’s no question about it. Wall [...]
This one we know is a satire. Because John can still walk unassisted and Cindy is not an addict (any longer).
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“I am so lost I don’t know what to say or do.”
“He’d like troops to come home earlier than 16 months if the conditions allow it,” said Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico, on a conference call with reporters. “Senator Obama has said it’s a 16-month timeline no matter what.”
Thought you were staying in to [...]
